Tech-savvy Literature Fans Pillows

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

The Book Lover

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"