Tech-savvy Literature Fans Prints

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

First Novels.

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

George Orwell

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The Book Lover