Literary Fan Pillows

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Well, we needed the rain."

Federal Deaprtment of Catch 22.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'Look Tom, Look. It is good. Yes. Good. The End. Published by Kaledoscopic Enterprises. 437 Schermerhorn Boulevard.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Gains Height

'Street urchins.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

The sight of the drifting, upturned, beautiful pea green boat signalled a worrisome turn of events.

"I come not to pray Caesar..."

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

Tarzan is dead having gotten tangled up in the vines and out of reach from his dropped knife

A bit of Tennyson for you Dad: 'In spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Rabbits picknick

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Wonderland Shoe Store. Sale. 1/2 off Sale. Lady Godiva will be riding off in a new pair of saddle shoes today. Rip Van Winkle chose some loafers, of course. And the 10 O'Clock Scholar thinks Oxfords suit him best. Why did Captain Hook run out without buying shoes? For some reason he became frightened when he heard there are Crocs in the store.

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

'Bugger off, we don't allow woodland burials around here.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Beautiful moment

"Marty? Is that you? Marty Schneider? What are the chances we'd be swallowed by the same whale?"

Book and fan

"Have you got anything by an author?"

Mr. Fezziwig's ball

Hudibras - 3 - First adventure.

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.