Historical Literature Fan Gifts

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Jonathan Swift.

Dickens Writer's Block

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

John Bunyan

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

Scarpia from Tosca

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Large print e-book.

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Lady Macbeth