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"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Self-realization.

Scale of Ambition/Length of Lockdown

'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

'What would a guru with more wisdom and intelligence than me tell this guy?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

"The overthinker"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Reminder: You're sad

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Pastorius wonders why.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.