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Barr and the Mueller-Report

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"The overthinker"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

Control and Out of Control Group

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

Self-realization.

It says he invented super glue.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"You're only trying to migrate from yourself."

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"Can you recite back where I said, ‘He’s such a drama queen’? I just want to hear you say it.”

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

You haven't said a word in 30 minutes, Al. What do you expect me to say after a half hour of silence? "Thank you"?