Invisibility Master T-Shirts

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

US Camouflage School

"Another goldfish...?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

The invisible man makes a pancake

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."