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The Blind Invisible Man.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Artist

"Extreme miming"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Magic Act

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Wow. You're amazing!

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Magician at the Airport

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.