Invisibility Investigator T-Shirts

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."