Invisibility Seeker T-Shirts

"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Breakfast surreal.

'Silent type, eh?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

Large Print Librarian.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

St. Lukes Silent Order

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'