Invisibility Seeker Mugs

"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

ThrEschers.

New York Netherworld

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Breakfast surreal.

'Silent type, eh?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

St. Lukes Silent Order

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Large Print Librarian.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.