Invisibility Admirer Mugs

"Your records clearly indicate that you should be visible to the naked eye, Mr. Preston."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Sunbathers.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Fall on a desert island

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

First love.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

The men of your dreams

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Retrospection.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Punctuation Weather

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"It's a human hand!"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."