Secrecy Seeker Mugs

'Listen George, my husband is away, this is Brian and I'm due to elope with you tomorrow!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

New York Netherworld

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Tree Squirrel

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'