Stealth Seeker Mugs

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

Stealth club

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

A peeping Tom.

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'Y'know, Al, our hunting blind kinda loses its effectiveness WHEN YOUR CELL PHONE GOES OFF!'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

"It's stealth technology that hides me from fish finders."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

New York Netherworld

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Open House of Horrors