Stealth Seeker Prints

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

Stealth club

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

A peeping Tom.

'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'Y'know, Al, our hunting blind kinda loses its effectiveness WHEN YOUR CELL PHONE GOES OFF!'

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

"It's stealth technology that hides me from fish finders."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Do you mind?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Paranormal A-Z...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Cheating Death.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.