Secrecy Seeker Pillows

'Listen George, my husband is away, this is Brian and I'm due to elope with you tomorrow!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you mind?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

WHACK!

Starvation Watching

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"He did it!"

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Tree Squirrel

Celebrity Gavin Henson