Secret Seekers Pillows

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'

"It's not for sale."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'You know too much!'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

WHACK!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'