Invisibility Gifts

The Blind Invisible Man.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Artist

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Magic Act

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Famous Optical Illusions!

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Wow. You're amazing!

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Tom Mullica.

Magician at the Airport

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."