Transparency Gifts

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Quick, before anyone see this"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Trump's Wall

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Bash a Traitor

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"I have nothing to hide."

"I move for less transparency."

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

The indigo children.

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.