Transparency Gifts

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Quick, before anyone see this"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Trump's Wall

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Report

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"I have nothing to hide."

A New New World Order

Secret Anger

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Bash a Traitor

"I move for less transparency."

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

The indigo children.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"