Transparency Seeker Gifts

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Any questions?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Truth

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Caterpillar Portrait

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'