Transparency Lover Gifts

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The overthinker"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Yoga.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

A Poem about Sand

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Muzak's Top 10

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Confucius say: shut up.

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'I never forget a face.'

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

Report

Trump's Wall

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."