Transparency Lover Pillows

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Yoga.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

A Poem about Sand

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Muzak's Top 10

Wholesale market in Cuba

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Confucius say: shut up.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Trump's Wall

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

'I never forget a face.'

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