Transparency Champion Pillows

What to disclose at a job interview

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Wholesale market in Cuba

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Access Assessments

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

GDPR compliant

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Report

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Trump's Wall

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"I have nothing to hide."

Bash a Traitor

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'