Transparency Champion Prints

What to disclose at a job interview

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

Access Assessments

GDPR compliant

Trump's Wall

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Report

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Weapens of Mass Redaction

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"I have nothing to hide."

Bash a Traitor

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

Government of the money, by the money, for the money.

Panic broke out in the White House when it got so smoky they couldn't see the mirrors.

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'