Confidentiality Champions Prints

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

Others will fight for you

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Peaceful holiday

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

What to disclose at a job interview

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

A right of privacy party.

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Privacy.

"What a traitor! It is supposed to be a well-guarded secret covered by a non-disclosure agreement..."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

'I really can't talk about my childhood. Before I left home, they made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

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