Confidentiality Enthusiast Prints

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'You can do your worst, but I'll tell you nothing.'

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

"Sorry, the lawyer - client privilege on confidentiality doesn't apply to free advice."

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

'Please shred all of the napkins we wrote anything on.'

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

"Everyone has their own story, Harris. Your job is to make sure no one knows mine."

"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

'How many times have I told you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my secret agenda!'

'I can see why people shred documents.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'She's so put together!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."