Advocate Of Transparency Pillows

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Report

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Trump's Wall

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Bash a Traitor