Transparency Enthusiast Pillows

Freedom of Information Act - Frequently ducked questions.

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

"I'm here with my two best redactors."

'Of course it's a transparent administration, they can't keep a secret.'

Julian At. Assange

What do you do when your tent turns into a glass house and is full of it?

Popular audit

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Wholesale market in Cuba

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Report

Trump's Wall

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

What to disclose at a job interview

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"I have nothing to hide."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I move for less transparency."