Transparent Thinker Pillows

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'The Questioner'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Show off."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Climate Change Road

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Copyrighted Ideas

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"I feel used."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'