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'Line judge eye centre'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

Optician and the PI.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Cat Eye-Exam

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

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