Sea Sound Recorder Gifts

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Music Piracy

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

Surf Guitar

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

'I am sitting still.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of traffic"

Cassette Deck

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

Octopus and Harp

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

"Dad, is it true that if you put a discarded plastic bottle to your ear, you can hear the ocean?"

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

"I tried the trombone, but in the end I just couldn't fight it - I'm a fiddler crab."

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

'I can hear the sea in stereo!'