Speech Specialist Pillows

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Communication

Walt's Computer & Electronics - Special 3 Hour Class: 'How not to babble while voice recording only $20.'

An official making a speech at a press conference.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Inclusive speech

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What's normal?

Dialogue

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"A haand gel...!?"

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.