Speech Therapist Pillows

Speech Therapy.

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"

Tug of pronunciation: 'We say to-may-to...' 'We say to-mah-to...'

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'I'm just a girl who can't say no.' (Woman at a speech therapist).

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Some people find my methods of dealing with a stammer unorthodox.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

What's wrong with you? It's a simple sentence! Here: 'She sells sea-shells by the sea-shore'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Speech Therapy: Back Before You Can Say Jack Robinson.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

Superman with a lisp

Screen reads: 'The Stammerer's Society. Visit our website: www ... w ... ww ... ww ... ww'

'No, No, No...Twit-to-WHOM, darling'.

The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Say 'AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAA', Mr Tazan.'

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

'Now, once more with feeling.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Group For . . . Poor Readers.

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...