Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...
Speech Therapy Interest Pillows
Add a touch of comfort to their space with pillows that showcase speech therapy themes, combining cozy decor with a message of support and appreciation.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
Inclusive speech
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
What's normal?
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
Changing Minds
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."
"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."
A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
Speech Therapy Interest Pillows Collection
Speech Therapy Interest Mugs
Explore our collection of speech therapy mugs, perfect for anyone who loves their morning coffee with a dash of humor and recognition.
Speech Therapy Interest Prints
Visit our prints section to find inspiring artwork that honors speech therapy, perfect for decorating therapy rooms or offices.
Speech Therapy Interest T-Shirts
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