Speech Therapists Pillows

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Closing Laugh, Speech Therapy

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dialogue

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Twitter censorship

"A haand gel...!?"

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Freedom Book.

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged