"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
Speech Therapists Gifts
Looking for a gift for your speech therapist? Our collection of personalized mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints features witty and heartfelt designs that honor their important role in communication. Perfect for expressing gratitude or adding a touch of humor to their daily routine, these gifts make speech therapists feel valued and appreciated.
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Closing Laugh, Speech Therapy
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
Twitter censorship
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
Freedom Book.
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'
Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged
Speech Therapists Gifts Collection
Speech Therapists Mugs
Explore our range of speech therapy mugs—perfect for mornings, coffee breaks, or as a thoughtful gift to celebrate their profession.
Speech Therapists Pillows
Discover our speech therapist pillows—soft, humorous, and inspiring, perfect for adding personality to their workspace or home.
Speech Therapists Prints
Browse our speech therapy prints—beautiful and motivational artwork to brighten up their office or therapy space.
Speech Therapists T-Shirts
Check out our speech therapy t-shirts—comfortable, witty, and designed to showcase their passion for helping others find their voice.