"Tell me about your speech loss."
Speech Therapy Specialist Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a speech therapy specialist? Show appreciation for their passion and expertise with humorous and heartfelt items designed to celebrate their unique contribution to helping others find their voice.
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'
'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'
"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"
'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'
'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'
"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
Speech Therapy Specialist Gifts Collection
Speech Therapy Specialist Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate speech therapy specialists? Check out our collection of mugs designed specifically for those who give voice to others.
Speech Therapy Specialist Pillows
Add a touch of personality to a speech therapist’s space with our selection of pillows that celebrate their profession with wit and charm.
Speech Therapy Specialist Prints
Decorate a speech therapy specialist’s office or clinic with inspiring prints that acknowledge their vital role in communication and care.
Speech Therapy Specialist T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to honor speech therapy specialists—fun, inspiring, and designed to make a statement about their important work.