Speech Therapy Gifts

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'Some people find my methods of dealing with a stammer unorthodox.'

Superman with a lisp

'Say 'AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAA', Mr Tazan.'

"P-p-p psychology, k-k-kknight..."

'I'm Chad Smith and I have a ten o'clock appointment.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Who'th idea wath it to thpell lithp with an eth?"

'I shouldn't worry, apparently it's a very common complaint within your demographic.'

'Code for Greenland, please? f-f-f-five, t-t-t-two, s-s-s-seven....'

Rock Star Speech Therapy

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You got something against canines?"

'Get it right, son. 'Woof', not 'wolf'. '

Tourette's Rehab Center

"Tell me about your speech loss."

I am a thnake ....

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Dialogue

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Twitter censorship

"A haand gel...!?"

'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"