"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."
Talk Therapist Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a talk therapist? Our curated selection of items celebrates their vital work of guiding others through mental wellness. Whether they need a little humor, motivation, or comfort, you'll find something that speaks to their caring nature and passion for helping others live their best lives.
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
Tangled Earphones Support Group.
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.
Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged
'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'
Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!
'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'
Talk Therapist Gifts Collection
Talk Therapist Mugs
Check out our full range of mugs with clever and uplifting designs perfect for talk therapists—ideal for their desk or coffee break.
Talk Therapist Pillows
Explore pillows featuring humorous and supportive quotes—great for decorating a therapy space or relaxing at home.
Talk Therapist Prints
Find inspiring prints that honor talk therapists’ dedication—beautiful artwork to motivate and personalize their environment.
Talk Therapist T-Shirts
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