Language Specialist Pillows

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Blind man says hello in braille.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Staff Yearbook

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Homophone Encounter

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

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