Language Specialist Gifts

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Blind man says hello in braille.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'What does it say, Dad?'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Staff Yearbook

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Ever since we invented the past tense, she brings the past up all the time!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Illegal Immigrants

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Homophone Encounter

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'