Grammar Specialist Gifts

Grammar and Marketing

Meet the People of the Internet

A Puppet Named Juan

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Dating an English Major