Grammar Geeks Gifts

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'So you think I'm too pedantic, eh? -- And exactly what is your definition of 'pedantic'?'

"Are we their yet?"

Arboreal Grammar. Poplar. Un-Poplar.

Avian Grammar. Left Tern. Right Tern. Tern for the Worse.

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

Collective Nouns

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

Genelg, Kohok, & Sgoogs - Palindromes

"It's literally raining cats and dogs out here!"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Comma Sutra

It's Claus Not Clause

A Puppet Named Juan

Polly txt speak

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'The Questioner'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.