Grammar Geeks Gifts

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'So you think I'm too pedantic, eh? -- And exactly what is your definition of 'pedantic'?'

"Are we their yet?"

Collective Nouns

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

Genelg, Kohok, & Sgoogs - Palindromes

"It's literally raining cats and dogs out here!"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Comma Sutra

It's Claus Not Clause

A Puppet Named Juan

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

Thru versus Through Traffic

Punctuation Police

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Nuts to you, too."