Grammar Enthusiast Gifts

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

Corrective Lens

'Possessive pronouns? Um, iPod, yourPod, theirPod?'

'Are you the new English teacher?' 'Yes I are!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, Jason, I don't know why the T in 'Tsunami' is silent! Just run!'

'Nobody understands the apostrophe.'

"Comma!"

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

The Importance of Grammar Demonstrated By Sir Paul McCartney.

'Can you give me one good reason why you never use hyphens?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

"As I mentioned before, Fassler, you'll never go anywhere until you start using 'impact' as a verb."

"Shall I rephrase this letter so it makes sense?"

Communikations Semminar.

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

'Did you run them through the spell-check?' (god, moses and the ten commandments)

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

Mrs. Hanover would soon eat her words.

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

Dikshonarys

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

"I need an editor."

"A pandemic is no excuse for poor grammar."

'What's going on? -- First you say we should show originality, and then you mark my spelling wrong!'

'Do it write the first time.'

"How could you just walk out on me like this? And, by the way, 'nit-picking' has a hyphen."

'I installed my spell check backwards and discovered the boss is an SOB.'

'You appreciate that you have just used a split infinitive!'