Grammar Enthusiast Prints

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

Corrective Lens

'Are you the new English teacher?' 'Yes I are!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

"Comma!"

'Nobody understands the apostrophe.'

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Can you give me one good reason why you never use hyphens?'

"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"

"As I mentioned before, Fassler, you'll never go anywhere until you start using 'impact' as a verb."

Communikations Semminar.

"Shall I rephrase this letter so it makes sense?"

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

Mrs. Hanover would soon eat her words.

'Did you run them through the spell-check?' (god, moses and the ten commandments)

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

"How could you just walk out on me like this? And, by the way, 'nit-picking' has a hyphen."

"A pandemic is no excuse for poor grammar."

"I need an editor."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'Do it write the first time.'

Dikshonarys

'What's going on? -- First you say we should show originality, and then you mark my spelling wrong!'

"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Is there a hyphen in stickup?'

'You appreciate that you have just used a split infinitive!'

"You are always asking questions!"