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'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

Polly txt speak

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'