Love Language Expert Pillows

"I want to tell someone she's wonderful, I miss her and think about her all the time, without actually saying she' wonderful, I miss her and think about her all the time."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Boyfriend of the Month.

'You've changed since we got married.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

The Stages of Wine

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"All parents fight."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

It was a match made in heaven.