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'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

Polly txt speak

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.