Slang Specialist Pillows

'Mom, when my friends are here, please don't say 'cool' about EVERYTHING!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"You're a ledge."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Whatever!

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Tip my boy."

Meet the People of the Internet

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Communication

Grammar and Marketing

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"It's a dame!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."