Slang Master Pillows

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

East End Maps.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Whatever!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"It's a dame!"

Feart!

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'